Monthly Update August 25

The Sweet Taste of a Dying Stock

This month? Dead quiet. Nothing exciting. Except… my very first dividend from Novo Nordisk.

Yes, that Novo Nordisk the one currently plummeting like a drunk skydiver without a parachute.

It’s a strange feeling, getting paid by a company that’s bleeding value faster than my patience for long-term investing memes. But hey, cash doesn’t care about your feelings. A few coins dropped into my account, a tiny thank you note while my portfolio screams in red.

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