Investing (lol) / Signature Strategy
Dividend Turbo Trades
Fast profits or slow dividends — either way, I win (eventually).
📩 Get My Monthly PicksNot financial advice. If you copy me and lose money, that’s on you, pal.
Dividend Turbo Trades — August 2025 +7.3% YTD
Shiny: 2 winners in 3 weeks · Bloody: 1 sleeper paying 4.1% yield
Dividend Turbo Trades — July 2025 +4.1% YTD
Shiny: energy bounce · Bloody: tech nap continues
Playbook: The Dividend Turbo Method
How I mix short-term trades with long-term income
Shiny vs Bloody
Shiny Wins
- ACME Corp (ACM) — +8.4% in 18 days (earnings drift)
- NorthOil (NOL) — +6.1% in 12 days (mean reversion)
Bloody Sleepers
- UtilityCo (UTL) — -1.9% so far, 5.1% yield paying me to wait
- Retail&Co (RTL) — -0.7%, 4.4% yield, thesis intact
Trades Table
Stock | Entry | Current | Change | Dividend | Status |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
ACM — Acme Corp | $50.00 | $54.20 | +8.4% | 3.2% | Closed: +8.4% |
NOL — NorthOil | $82.10 | $87.10 | +6.1% | 2.8% | Closed: +6.1% |
UTL — UtilityCo | $30.50 | $29.90 | -1.9% | 5.1% | Open |
RTL — Retail&Co | $41.20 | $40.90 | -0.7% | 4.4% | Open |
Notes: Prices are snapshots; dividends are forward yields at entry. Not financial advice.